A Friendly Reminder

skepsiss:

lesbian-deadpool:

masi-dun:

thetimelordwizard:

pilgrimkitty:

wait-till-they-hear-about-this:

damionaerynstarr:

wait-till-they-hear-about-this:

- Deadpool is insecure
- Deadpool has chronic pain
- Deadpool is submissive in bed
- Deadpool is pansexual
- Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips
- Deadpool is a blonde
- Deadpool’s initials are WWW
- Deadpool had an abusive father
- Deadpool’s mother died from cancer
- Deadpool fell in love with a teenager
- Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her
- Deadpool had a daughter
- Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful
- Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine
- Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids
- Deadpool is good with kids
- Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong
- Deadpool hates himself
- Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting
- Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead
- Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion:
Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

Let’s not forget:

- Deadpool knows sign language
- Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can
- Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before
- Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm
- Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable
- Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times
- Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving
- Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect

- Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce”
- Deadpool bought diapers for Hope
- Deadpool has a dog
- Deadpool didn’t become like his dad
- Deadpool is a good person

- Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds 

- Deadpool is broke 75% of the time 

- Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man

- Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros”
- Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.

Also

- Deadpool is just freaking amazing

THIS. THIS IS WHY I LOVE HIM.

Uuhh important things forgotten:

-Deadpool was purposefully created to be a pansexual/bisexual hero way back in the 70s/80s

-Deadpool regularly wears clothing traditionally made for women

-Deadpool dressed in Ms. Marvel’s black swimsuit super suit one time for fun

-Deadpool’s canonical biggest fantasy is rubbing sun tan lotion on Cable’s back at the beach

-Deadpool hates Hydra because they’re racists

That is all I have to add